Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Happy Francis Anti-Smoking Day


I’m thinking this was the other day, but Papa Francesco wants us shaking things up, so I’m smoking two Swisher sweet cigars tonight in honor of the Novus Ordo church’s anti-smoking day.  

But instead I’ll be smoking in celebration.  And why not, the putative Supreme Pontiff taught refraining from tobacco is pro-life, being good for your health.  Yet since I alternatively think the occasional stogie or two is good for one’s mental health, I’ll be lighting up tonight.   Plus the ashes can go into my compost pile for my organic garden.  Gotta think of Pachamama, Mother Earth.  Happy anti-smoking day.